That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
- me: does this look better one pixel to the left or one pixel to the right
- me: I can't decide between these two incredibly similar colors
- me: should this be on overlay or soft light
- me: 75% OR 74% OPACITY
behind every successful man is a cursed amulet and a mass grave of goat carcasses
me at a secret assembly of the skull and bones society: the skull is actually a bone
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
- british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
- americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop
i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship