That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

Anonymous asked:

imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying

niwandajones:

accrementitious:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

can I just

Yes please?

This is wonderful, assuming the dragon also shelves things correctly. Lord knows that the knights wouldn’t.

therealzelda:

I got this super classy dress today. I’m liking it a lot, it’s really flattering.

therealzelda:

I got this super classy dress today. I’m liking it a lot, it’s really flattering.

peent:

me w/o coffee: massive loser nerd
me w/ coffee: more powerful but still a massive loser nerd

hyliansword:

If Link can sleep for seven years and magically become hot so can I

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: A Screaming Skull, Your Only Companion

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: A Screaming Skull, Your Only Companion

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

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therealzelda:

I’m now actually moved back in with my parents fully. It feels sad and I feel horrible all the time. Maybe it will get better.
I got this full length mirror now though, which is nice.

therealzelda:

I’m now actually moved back in with my parents fully. It feels sad and I feel horrible all the time. Maybe it will get better.
I got this full length mirror now though, which is nice.