That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable
- me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
- next day: *everything fucks up*
imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying
can I just
This is wonderful, assuming the dragon also shelves things correctly. Lord knows that the knights wouldn’t.
I got this super classy dress today. I’m liking it a lot, it’s really flattering.
me w/o coffee: massive loser nerd
me w/ coffee: more powerful but still a massive loser nerd
Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: A Screaming Skull, Your Only Companion
bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards
I’m now actually moved back in with my parents fully. It feels sad and I feel horrible all the time. Maybe it will get better.
I got this full length mirror now though, which is nice.