That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Fact: Pansexuals are notoriously bad at baseball, due to the fact that they swing every way and are on all of the teams.
They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer
- Me: I wanna do something
- Anxiety: No you dont
- Me: But
- Anxiety: No
Now THIS is a man cave. He’s totally going to impress her with his River Raid skillz on his Atari 2600.
me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
Vintage Comic - Space Ghost #01
Pencils: Dan Spiegle
Inks: Dan Spiegle
some sort of fucked cyberpunk world where chester cheeto is the only acceptable depiction of god
- Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
- Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.