That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
David Bowie: a singer who can act, an actor who can sing, or a bunch of birds in human clothing fooling us all? We may never know
- robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
- scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
- robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me
ph. Petra Collins
is this from something because all i can think is rival cheerleaders from different schools meet during a game and fall in love but then Romeo and Juliet shit goes down, nobody even cares that youre in love with another girl Jessica we’ve always known you were gay, BUT WHY IS SHE FROM OUR RIVAL FUCKING SCHOOL???
JFC Jessica get your shit together
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists
you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful
Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.
Older Ravenclaws get really really good at casting Wingardium Leviosa (and maybe “arresto momentum” too) really fast because every first year falls off the ladders on the tall bookshelves at least once.
I took my kitten to the vet and all the veterinarians were all cuddling him and tickling him and going “awwwwww” and I realized that even though they see kittens every day they never get tired of it because they love them so much. And then I thought about gynecologists.
When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks