That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

primadollly:

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

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(Source: primadollly)

freshprinceofbeleriand:

IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND IM full of existential fear

simonjadis:

they’re so precious I can’t take it

stannisbaratheon:

@WorstMuse is a relic of the human race

  • me: does this look better one pixel to the left or one pixel to the right
  • me: I can't decide between these two incredibly similar colors
  • me: should this be on overlay or soft light
  • me: 75% OR 74% OPACITY

reallyreallyreallytrying:

behind every successful man is a cursed amulet and a mass grave of goat carcasses

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me at a secret assembly of the skull and bones society: the skull is actually a bone

fandomsandfeminism:

returntothestars:

ianthe:

!!

dat practical armor

I love every aspect of this.

fandomsandfeminism:

returntothestars:

ianthe:

!!

dat practical armor

I love every aspect of this.

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird)

  • british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
  • americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

superblys:

i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship

acidgirlfriend:

life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute

An idea brought to you by nonsensicalsounds and my terrible, terrible skills.

An idea brought to you by nonsensicalsounds and my terrible, terrible skills.