That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

(Source: blowjobs-from-xenomorphs)

gottachasepigeons:

I agree, anon

thatfunnyblog:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

thatfunnyblog:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

(Source: memewhore)

sugarchild:

Guess who’s eyeliner is on fuckin point.

sugarchild:

Guess who’s eyeliner is on fuckin point.

ginnymydear:

DUUUUUUDE

(Source: steampunkart)

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"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

(Source: alwaysblind)

howlingfantods:

sg-1 + text posts [inspiration]

lovemelikeareptile:

goldenbrightsun:

Haven’t felt this cute in a while. Selfie time!

Too bad you’re this cute ALL THE TIME

lovemelikeareptile:

goldenbrightsun:

Haven’t felt this cute in a while. Selfie time!

Too bad you’re this cute ALL THE TIME

blazedclone:

Khajiit is not sure about this trade, Dragonborn.

blazedclone:

Khajiit is not sure about this trade, Dragonborn.

goldenbrightsun:

fisaspoopyforestgreen:

I wish I knew how to flirt like this.

aaaah yes one of the master level flirting techniqes, ye olde lick eye and wink

(Source: snakes-with-legs)

luciferofficial:

fuckboy was a slur used against gay and trans men but we’ve turned it around to mean shitty cishet white boys who are also coincidentally the enemy in the skeleton war and i think that’s fucking great