ashketchurn:

i put the sad in quesadilla

disney-magical:

this movie.

THIS MOVIE..

haunted-by-waters:

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are anchors in the multiverse; each of us remaining a constant link between our alternate selves, each of us having sex with countless individuals throughout each timeline, allowing overlap and thus ensuring that everybody that wants the sexy times gets them. If you are a pansexual and find that you are lacking in aforementioned sexy times, one of your alternative selves may in fact be siphoning from your point in the Coitus Continuum, so you need to take up the matter with the Trans-dimensional Nookie Patrol. It is recommended that you do not attempt a multi-jaunt, as you may find yourself attracted to your alternate self and may cause a Narcissus Event.

gnarlybaaby:

same Tina same

me and me poly gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so cold
  • her: that our boyfriend

mspaintadventuring:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

the wedding photo hurts the most

creepingmonsterism:

You know, Peter Parker is a great hero for the millennial generation because he’s always struggling economically and old newspaper editors think he’s a menace.

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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onedaymore08:

I feel this so hard.

“No no no, David Bowie was an anomaly. The Spice Girls are a universal constant.”
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.