That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

rstevens:

thinking about type and also satan. originally from this tweet.

rstevens:

thinking about type and also satan. originally from this tweet.

dmysta3000:

The honorable Beifong family tree

dmysta3000:

The honorable Beifong family tree

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are notoriously bad at baseball, due to the fact that they swing every way and are on all of the teams.

maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

  • Me: I wanna do something
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety: No you dont
  • Me: But
  • Anxiety: No
retrofuturenaut:

Now THIS is a man cave. He’s totally going to impress her with his River Raid skillz on his Atari 2600.

retrofuturenaut:

Now THIS is a man cave. He’s totally going to impress her with his River Raid skillz on his Atari 2600.

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

thehauntedrocket:

Vintage Comic - Space Ghost #01

Pencils: Dan Spiegle
Inks: Dan Spiegle
Goldkey (Mar1967)

thehauntedrocket:

Vintage Comic - Space Ghost #01

Pencils: Dan Spiegle
Inks: Dan Spiegle
Goldkey (Mar1967)

yugichrist:

some sort of fucked cyberpunk world where chester cheeto is the only acceptable depiction of god

lumuriasylvari:

jumpingpuddles:

Stargate Atlantis - External shots of Atlantis (requested by bedabug)

She’s so beautiful

natawhat:

If any of you would like to watch Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, and Stargate Universe, here is a spreadsheet that lists all of the episodes in chronological (in-universe) order.

  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.